What time is it on mars?
(I can’t seem to figure that one out.)
Who owns the moon?
What does the E. stand for in Chuck E. Cheese?
If someone gives a shit, do you really want it?
Have you ever seen anyone run with scissors?
Have you ever asked, what was I gonna say? And then act like genius when you tell them all on our own?
Sure, I could just look it up but I have to wipe.