"SCAMBAITING" Scamming the spam scammers.

By Fredrich Emerald  I won the e-mail lottery today.I also have a package at fedex that has a check for $80,000 usd, in my name and cost $120.00 to ship. I have been singled out by heads of state,doctors and God himself to help the oppressed and deliver the third world from bondage.All I have to do is assist them with their "Exodus Maximus" of funds.(their words not mine) and I get to keep ten percent of $660,000,000 just for the use of my free checking account at Wells Fargo.Wow GIECO better step it up a notch, or that lizard might move to Nigeria.The humanity of it all is too much for me to comprehend.As I write this I can’t help but laugh, as I fantasize my self dressed like mosses addressing the World Bank singing “LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOO!” Its hard to believe that everyday thousands of people still fall prey to these 419 scams. The number "419" refers to the article of the Nigerian Criminal Code (part of Chapter 38: "Obtaining Property by false pretences; Cheating") dealing with fraud.^[6]  According to the BBC a group of volunteers called SCAMBAITERS are turning the tables on these 419 operators. According to their website 419EATER.COM after being baited ,criminals will jump through hoops if they think you have the funds.In some cases they will book flights and hotel accommodations, all while running around wasting their time and resources.This is more fun than a bucket of tadpoles! Even more hilarious is when they get these criminals to send pictures of themselves.They get them to pose with stupid signs like"Phil Mycrackin with semen", to Prove they are who they say they are.One of the funniest pictures is of a guy that painted a red circle around one breast to prove he converted to a phony religion in order to complete the deal.Great stuff! They even have a forum with tips and tricks for newbies. If you think you have what it takes to be a SCAMBAITER check out the website and don’t forget to visit the trophy room.Happy hunting, let me know how it works out. 

Things I think of while taking a shit.

  What time is it on mars?
   (I can’t seem to figure that one out.) 
 
  Who owns the moon?

  What does the E. stand for in Chuck E. Cheese?

  If someone gives a shit, do you really want it?

 Have you ever seen anyone run with scissors?


 Have you ever asked, what was I gonna say? And then act like genius when you tell them all on our own?

  Sure, I could  just look it up but I have to wipe. 

The real bourne identity

Is there a real Jason Bourne?

June 4, 2010 | 10:30 am

Los Angeles County prosecutors say the man likened to Jason Bourne, the fictional secret agent known for his daring getaways and high-tech gadgetry, will appear in court Monday on weapons charges.
Brian Alexik’s six weeks on the run ended Thursday when he was captured without a fight at a girlfriend’s downtown apartment.
Dubbed a real-life Bourne for his efforts to evade police by jumping down a fire escape from his loft overlooking the Federal Reserve Building in downtown L.A., Alexik, 34, must now faces charges of possession of an AK-47 assault rifle, manufacture of a short-barrel shotgun and possession of firearms by a felon.
He is being held in lieu of $1-million bail.

According to court documents, Alexik was previously convicted in 1996 in Middlesex County, New Jersey, of possession of narcotics and of theft by deception in 2001. During a search of Alexik’s loft, investigators discovered a weapons cache, $15,000 in counterfeit bills, the formula for a Molotov cocktail written on a wall and a mosaic of the Central Intelligence Agency seal on the floor.
After fleeing, Alexik tried to conceal his identity, sporting close-cropped hair dyed auburn and fingers coated with glue to avoid leaving fingerprints, police said.